Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Choppin Dope Up w/ kingELJEN (i got 5)


High!
Its the illegal weapon kingELJEN! Im the dude w/ the drink tickets my famous friends gave me, a guest list in the thousands, and dealers of all sorts on speed dial. I also have a 7" single entitled "Entertainment" (slepton.net) catching spins around the world as well as the secret track on "The Catalog", (Blackalicious' tour deejay E DA BOSS and dope producer Nick Andre's mixtape)hosted by Gift of Gab & Lateef, and mixed by DJ Platurn of the Oakland Faders feat. Lunar Heights, Bicasso (Living Legends), Crown City Rockers and more....I'm also on Bucc Rogerz fresh new LP(madsevenrecords.com) and I got an EP coming to you within the month w/ my DJ, Waxsmith...he's way too dope...details coming soon....I also got more Polo than Ralph Lauren and more opinions than your racist mama....this week I'll be easy on you and just kick a few top 5 lists.....GET USED TO SEEING ME KIDS HAHAHAHHA!!!! AND NOW......

TOP 5 EMCEES RIPPING AS WE SPEAK (THATS RIGHT!!!)
1. Black Thought (im sorry you've slept so long, peep The Tipping Point and wake up. then read "the tipping point" by Malcolm Gladwell, its fresh too, for you thinkers)
2. Gift of Gab (blackalicious) Im not bias just because my main man E da Boss deejays for 'em, and i know they love those laid back groovy tunes a bit too much, but when Gabs rippin' NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH HIM! (accept for maybe Jihad or Insomniac of course)
3. Ghostface Killah (you should know already, he's bulletproof)
4. Del the Funky Homosapien (the god, "niggas have a memory loss" ...are you one of em? you got your style from him kids!)
5. ...this is a toss up, lets just go with E40, fuck it!

Top 5 REASONS BAY AREA HEADS SHOULD BE HAPPY NOW!
1. E-40 is getting FAMOUS FOR REAL FOR REAL...MTV style (IM KING ELJEN! but i say "all hail the king of the Yay..." fershiggity)
2. Distortion 2 Static... dude, i saw Wonway from Secluded Journalists on that shit just chillin! dope. (its almost as good as CMC hip hop fridays back in the day...i need an hour though.)
3. Weed is legal here.
4. Thanks to Mistah FAB, and everyone else like San Quinn and Keak and E-fizzle, theres no geographic beef in the yay! EVERYONE ROOTS FOR TEAM BAY AREA and thus, pop their collective collars and go dumb....in unison. awwwwww....its so rad.
5. City of Dope...trust me (thanks iron mike!)

TOP 5 SICK FUCKING MOVIES YOU SHOULD SEE, ASAP!
1. Devil's Rejects (its nooo joke!)
2. Collateral ( i hate Jamie Foxx and Tomcat but this shit is kida raw on a grainy yet crystal clear surreal shit...the clakaclaka goes pop too, for added fun)3. Tie: Unzipped & Comedian (for the documentary heads, Isaac Mizrahi is spun, and Jerry Seinfeld chops it up w/ Bill Cosby at the end) Dope.
4. Coffee and Cigarettes (indy flick, like, a bunch of shorts with a crazy but cool theme close to ALL OF OUR HEARTS...i cant explain it but in one short RZA and GZA get coffee served to them by Bill Murray....so dope)
5. Dawn of the Dead (im no horror head but game recognize zombie game)


Im out kids.see you next week...hollarate at me myspace styles if you need to settle a opinion dispute...peaaaace!

1 Comments:

Anonymous The Dubalator said...

I guess the secret track ain't so secret anymore huh? and is the EP ever coming out.

I miss the bay.....

2:25 AM  

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