Doors Open

Everyones seen when ghostriding the whip goes wrong, but this ones the best Ive seen. Check out the dude in the second clip, its as hilarious as it is horrifying. Go dumb.

In unrelated sports news, I came across the most pathetic story I may have ever seen.

The suit alleges Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to the lawsuit filed Thursday.

Griffin told the St. Paul Pioneer Press after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. But the lawsuit alleges the crash occurred because Griffin was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.

Damn.